February 29, 2020

Happy Leap Day!  Due to a combination of computer malfunction and motivational malfunction, this year's New Year greeting is finished a bit later than usual. But while it may be arriving after both the Oscars and the Iowa Caucuses, it's days before Super Tuesday and weeks before the spring equinox. 

As always, here are some things I encountered in the past year that made me happy. Please let me know of any enjoyable things you encountered last year that are worth seeking out!

Aaron Caplan

MOTION PICTURES

In no particular order, here are things I enjoyed on screens large and small last year.

Sword of Trust (2019)

After a pawn shop owner takes possession of an old sword, his new inventory starts drawing attention from people who spend way too much time pursuing conspiracy theories on the internet. 

Fleabag (2016 & 2019) (BBC / Amazon)

It's nice to see that there are other people who aren't so good at being adults.

Parasite (2019)
Us (2019)

Two takes on the haves living upstairs while the have-nots live downstairs.

Dogman (2019)
Joker (2019)

These two movies could make for a descent-into-madness double feature, where nebbishy guys with marshmallow centers snap, unhappily.  Dogman stuck with me more, because it is so specific with its locations that you could find your way around that town without a map.

Scott Pilgrim v. The World (2010)

Perhaps due to my childhood devotion to reruns of Batman, I'm a sucker for big-lettered sound effects floating in midair.  Scott Pilgrim offers up the video-game versions of Pow! and Smak! like some of that same sort of visual Greek chorus, superimposed over the story of another nebbishy guy with a marshamallow center (who doesn't snap this time).

Knives Out (2019)

I'm always impressed by movies with large casts where you can actually tell everyone apart. In this drawing room murder mystery, you can quickly distinguish all the suspects, even a nephew with only a few lines but immortalized by the quick description of him as "the Nazi child masturbating in the bathroom."

Honorable Mentions

Booksmart (2019)
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (2018)
Cold War (2018)
The Earrings of Madame de ... (1953)
Eighth Grade (2018)
Jojo Rabbit (2019)
Paddleton (2019)
Prospect (2018)
Russian Doll (2019) (Netflix)
Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018)
Undone (2019) (Amazon)


READING MATTER

Man-eaters, Chelsea Cain, Kate Niemczyk, et al.


Here are some blurbs, straight from the publisher: 

A mutation in Toxoplasmosis causes menstruating women to turn into ferocious killer wildcats -- easily provoked and extremely dangerous. As panic spreads and paranoia takes root, the fate of the world rides on the shoulders of one twelve-year-old girl. Part Cat People, part The Handmaid's Tale.

You can read the first issue online HERE.  (Go do that now, this page will still be here when you get back.) If you're dying for more background, here's a review, and here's an author interview



FOOD AND DRINK

Pasta with Chocolate & Gorgonzola 

Here's a really really good recipe from the Washington Post.  Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!


TECHNOLOGY

Med Massager Vibrating Foot Thingy

Some people go to the state fair for the latest in batter-fried junk food. Me, once I get my recommended daily allowance of corn dog, I head to the hall of household gadgets. The timing was perfect, since at the end of a long day admiring the hogs and the butter sculptures, my feet were killing me. And I knew this had to be a good product because it goes to eleven! 

     


HOUSEHOLD MAMMALS

I've been told that the path to internet virality is paved with short videos of cats doing not very much. Well, we've got cats that do not very much, plus some other mammals.

    

         


Self-Indulgent New Year Index